Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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