Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
so much tequila, so little girl.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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