I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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