So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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