I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
love makes seman taste better
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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