You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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