I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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