His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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