I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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