$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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