I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Randomize
