Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
