i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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