super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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