so explain again why im purple
no
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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