dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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