yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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