oh god the rape fog is back!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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