Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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