You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I want her autograph on my taint
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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