White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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