YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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