his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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