I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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