Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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