is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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