3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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