your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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