Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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