Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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