PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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