even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
