That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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