As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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