There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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