their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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