sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
did you just send me my own nude
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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