Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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