after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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