So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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