The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I have fence marks all over my body
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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