Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Girls should come with a carfax report
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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