i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
