His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
handjob tips. give me some.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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