dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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