I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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