Well apparently he's into motor boating.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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