Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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