Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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