a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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