absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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