I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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