your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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