you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You can make out without kissing
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