She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
3pm strippers are depressing
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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