You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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