im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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