I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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