Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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