That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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